Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was starting up a great, big nasty war
She was married to Menalaus
But she found him to be ugly and a bore

Here's the story of a man named Paris
who was a handsome prince from kingdom Troy
He was promised by Aphrodite
She would find a wife for him to bring him joy

Til the one day when fair Helen met prince Paris
and he took her to his distant land and shore
It was there, that she became his girlfriend
that's the way they started up the Trojan War

The Trojan war
The Trojan war
That's the way they began the Trojan war.

Lyrics Copyright 2000, Samantha Hill